The JW's always got the answer...

by speechless 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • speechless
    speechless

    I remember one Sunday sitting in the Kingdom Hall and, out of the blue (after looking at one of those most dreadful pictures of Armageddon), sincerely asked my mother, "Where are we going to go?"

    My mother frankly stated, "We'll all just gather here at the Kingdom Hall and God's angels will protect us!".

    I continued by asking, "What's going to happen to all the dead bad people?"

    My mother responded, "Ferocious birds are going to eat all the dead bad people!"

    Even worse, I decided to ask the ultimate question, "Who is going to clean up the mess?"

    My mother responded saying, "JWs, of course! We'll have one thousand years to clean up the mess!"

    After taking another look at the dreadful picture, I slouched even further back in my chair, thinking to myself, "Welcome to paradise!"

  • Flip
    Flip

    Welcome Speechless, misnomer from now on!

    Flip

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    You might also ask your Mom how you could gather at the Kingdom Halls when they also teach the KHs will be padlocked by the beast.

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    Maybe that's why there's no windows in the Halls?

    Better bring a shovel and a gas mask!

  • SYN
    SYN

    What would be really fun to watch would be 70 people cooped up in a tiny building with only 2 non-functioning (no water, pipes destroyed!!!) toilets for more than a day or two. And what would they eat - spiritual food???

    Too bad I won't ever 'witness' it

    "I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone." -- Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.

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