by cyberjesus 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
I was reading SBC quote in another thread and I found interesting how it is 1 Kings 18:27 is transalted in the New Living Translation.
About noontime Elijah began mocking them. "You'll have to shout louder," he scoffed, "for surely he is a god! Perhaps he is daydreaming, or is relieving himself . Or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!"
So what do you think God is reeeeally doing?
Well, I think we should not question it, as it is in the Bible, right?
I think Elijah was referring to their god, Baal.
At least that's what the previous verse says.
Yeah, I applied Elijah's words to Yahweh out of context for the sake of a joke on that other thread. You know us apostates are supposed to take stuff out of context? I'm behind on my quota for the year.
You could use a girl/boyfriend
he's not playing black ops that for sure...
the matchmaking software on that is atrocious... and the lag... man.. the lag.
No jigs, that's exactly why there is lag. You know, god being so big, he takes up a whole lot of server time - he plays many games at the same time. And you know those guys who just appear out of nowhere and mow you down? Yep, that's Him playing so damn good.
