Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Dieties

by Nathan Natas 1 Replies latest jw friends

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  Nathan Natas

  "WASHINGTON, DC—
  Calling the theological giant's stranglehold on the religion industry "blatantly anti-competitive," a U.S. district judge ruled Monday that God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws and ordered Him to be broken up into several less powerful deities..."

  get the rest of the story here:

  . http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html
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  picosito

  Maybe the GB heard about this in advance and then started doing their re-org into numerous smaller entities to try to keep ahead of the law.