A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but
no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore,
he took out a business card and wrote Rev.3;20 on the back of
it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, Gen.3;10.. Reaching for the Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter. Rev. 3:20 begins "Behold I
stand at the door and knock. Gen.3:10 reads, "I heard your
voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.