God "blatantly anti-competitive"!

by JanH 1 Replies latest social humour

  • JanH
    JanH

    "WASHINGTON, DC—Calling the theological giant's stranglehold on the religion industry "blatantly anti-competitive," a U.S. district judge ruled Monday that God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws and ordered Him to be broken up into several less powerful deities.

    "The evidence introduced in this trial has convinced me that the deity known as God has willfully and actively thwarted competition from other deities and demigods, promoting His worship with such unfair scare tactics as threatening non-believers with eternal damnation," wrote District Judge Charles Elliot Schofield in his decision. "In the process, He has carved out for Himself an illegal monotheopoly.""

    Read the rest at http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html

    - Jan
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    The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

  • think41self
    think41self

    Hehehehe thanks for sharing that Jan

    That was funny, a great little "play" on the Microsoft debacle, very witty.

    think41self

    She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome

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