At Last! Jehovah Is My Play Thing!

by PublishingCult 6 Replies latest social humour

  • PublishingCult
    PublishingCult

    For millenia, man has been the play thing of that dreadful deity known as or YHWH. We knew him as Jehovah.

    But now, thanks to Mark Ryden, Jehovah can now be YOUR play thing! Grab your GI Joes, kids and pretend to blow the f#cking balls off your former god. Make Jehovah dress up like Barbie!

    YHWH by Mark Ryden

    The long-awaited first and probably only vinyl figure we will ever see from the vivid imagination of Mark Ryden. It has been over 3 years in production and has gone through two different manufacturers and dozens of rejected prototypes. Saying the realization of YHWH has been a bit of a nightmare is an massive understatement!!! Sometimes persistence pays off and sometimes it pays double. YHWH is finally completed and it is everything it was intended to be and comes packaged in what is quite possibly the most beautiful, elaborate box ever produced for a vinyl toy.

    Necessaries Toy Foundation has been bombarded by over zealous collectors consistently for the last 8 months. Vinyl collectors are rabid that is of course no surprise, but fans of Mark Ryden are completely devoted and unrelenting in their quest for any product bearing his name and editions of his sell out within minutes on his Porterhouse website.

    Edition of 2000 (only 1200+ will be available for wholesale from DKE) 17" inches tall in full color box.

    http://necessariestoyfoundation.com/

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  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    no foreskin?

  • sir82
    sir82

    Heh.

    Remember how JWs used to be all gung-ho about how only Jehovah was named "Jehovah"? I don't hear it so much any more.

    I seem to recall an urban legend about somebody naming their dog "Jehovah", and the dog died soon thereafter.

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  • tec
    tec

    Oh, its from a painting. I was with BP there for a moment... Well, I guess I still am, but not as much now that I know its just the object of a painting being turned into a toy.

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    That is an odd looking sheep.

    -Sab

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