One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took Miss HERSHEY'S behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER. That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLLS and he let out a SNICKERS as she screamed "OH HENRY" while squeezing his PETER PAUL. Miss HERSHEY'S said: "you are better than the 3 MUSKETEERS." Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.