Id like to Invite all to the annual memorial this Sunday for our Lord Horus who died for all mankind

foolsparadise

Please invite whoever has an interest in learning about Gods son Horus our redeemer.
SweetBabyCheezits

Will there be free booze and chips?
Satanus

Booze and chimps? Don't like chimps. Is horus going to be there?
S
nolongerwaiting

Can't say I'm too familiar with Horus, but I'm all for keeping Saturn in Christmas. Does that count?
How come nobody ever has a memorial for the stars that literally did die for us?
Broken Promises

Will the servers be male, tanned and wearing only loin cloths?
TheSilence

Why allow them loin cloths?
Broken Promises

Good point, in which case they must be well hung
SweetBabyCheezits

nolongerwaiting How come nobody ever has a memorial for the stars that literally did die for us?
I do. I put out candles every year to commemorate the death of Michael Jackson and Elvis.
Broken Promises Good point, in which case they must be well hung
You mean this guy? I think you spelled his name wrong.