Why are Awakes/Watchtowers so hard to burn?

by Igot2bme 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Igot2bme
  • zoiks
    zoiks

    They're demonized, obviously!

  • The Oracle
    The Oracle

    mine burn just fine....

    perhaps you need more faith, my child...

    try again...

    The Oracle

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    Because the sacred parchments are infused with holy spirit! Only righeous flame can singe the material used!

    -Sab

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    Shooting them with a 12ga or high-powered rifle is much more effective....and therapeutic.

    Any book or magazine will be difficult to burn because the stacked paper makes it hard for oxygen to circulate between the pages. No oxygen=no fire. If you were to remove each page individually and burn them that way, it would be much easier.

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    If you were to remove each page individually and burn them that way, it would be much easier.

    Not to mention the emotional satisfaction from tearing them physically apart.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    It's to do with surface area, I expect they would burn real quick if you put them through a shredder first.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    You have to rub the pages together really hard for a couple of minutes before they are any use at all for wiping your nether regions and the ink stains your undies for at least one wash so I try to avoid using them

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