NEW WEBSITE EXPOSING THE EVILS OF THE WATCHTOWER

by I quit! 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  I quit!

  There is a new website exposing the evils of the Watchtower. It is called "The Wet Dreams of the Watchtower". It will be hosted by two undercover Jehovah's Witnesses: Bobby Betheloid and Sammy the Circuit Overseer. Sammy will disquise his voice by speaking into an empty corn flakes box while Bobby will one up him by gargling vodka while speaking to disquise his voice.

  The first show will deal with Sammy's claim that two of the current members of the governing body of Jehovah's witness were (before their sex changes) a couple of butch looking sisters in a congregation he attended in the late 1980s. This show promises to be riveting.
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  pubtruth

  HAHAHAHA My gut! This is going to be a hit!
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  leavingwt

  Good one.
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  sizemik

  I'm only interested if "Pandemonium breaks out" . . . will pandemonium break out? . . . I hope pandemonium breaks out
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  Alfred

  Instead of calling it the "Wet Dreams of the Watchtower", why not call it the "Six Dreams of the Watchtower" and have a conference call about it on Saturday night?
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  kurtbethel

  You can get Frick Rearon to host it, if you provide him with a suitable bullhorn.

  
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  Morbidzbaby

  why not call it the "Six Dreams of the Watchtower"

  Or perhaps the "Sex Dreams of the Watchtower"...

  I agree with sizemik...It's not a good time unless pandemonium breaks out...