SuperHeroes Game - WBTS

by Stephanus 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    My favourite game on Whose Line is it Anyway is Superheroes. One contestant, usually Greg Proops, is allocated a super identity and a world crisis to solve by the audience (my favourite one was Proops as "Captain Tact", trying to solve a moose invasion). Each of the other 3 contestants come in one by one and is named by the hero who was there before them ("Thank God you're here, Captain Thinks-He's-Invisible!"; "Thank Heaven you're here, Karate Lizard Boy!") and has to act accordingly. I noticed the similarity between this game and the history of the WBTS and its leaders. Here's my take on it:

    C.T. Russell is named Captain Picks-Up-The-Scraps-Left-By-Other-Religions and has to solve the problem of not enough wild and crazy doctrines. After identifying the crisis on his World Crisis Monitor he starts walking around the stage picking up bits and pieces left behind by Adventists, Christadelphians and others. Then Rutherford comes on stage.

    Rutherford: Sorry I'm late
    Russell: Thank God you're here, Drunken Ranting Man!
    Rutherford starts staggering around the stage, shouting loudly. Knorr enters.
    Knorr: What seems to be the problem?
    Rutherford: Thank Jehovah you're here, Sycophantic Organisational Man!
    Knorr starts licking Rutherfords boots and efficiently organising the "preaching work", among other things. Franz enters.
    Knorr: Thank Jehovah you're here, Makes-Wild-Doctrines-We'll-Have-To-One-Day-Back-Down-From Boy!
    Franz starts preaching about 1975 and blood transfusions.

    Interestingly in real life, just like the gameshow, there don't seem to be anymore contestants after the fourth.

    Any more ideas on how this game would be played by the above contestants?

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Stephanus,

    Did you crap in your pants?

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Thank God you're here, Annoying-Thread-Destroying Trollboy!

    Sorry Fred, but you walked right into that one!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Steph,I think we should get Fred in on this.He can be:Comical CatMan!He`d be a better choice to run WBTS than the clowns they got now.His super power would be,to make you laugh so hard you wouldn`t have the strength to leave..LOL...OUTLAW

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Hey Outlaw, Thank God you're here, Always-Makes-Me-Laugh Man!

    That's a good idea of yours; the Superheroes game lends itself well to a forum like this. Most of the posters here could have Superhero names given to them, eg -
    YK: Thank Heaven you're here, 100% Wrong Prophecy Boy!

    Any more?

  • messenger
    messenger

    Then comes Henschel, senile drooling Alzheimer man

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    Then comes Henschel, senile drooling Alzheimer man

    LOL

    What would Don Adams' moniker be?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Steph,how about our bud Joelbear.He can be Drama Queen Man.His super power is:Throwing a Hissy-Fit!That aught to scare the hell out of evil do`ers!..LOL...OUTLAW

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    His super power is:Throwing a Hissy-Fit!

    Heck Outlaw, I thought that was EVERYBODY's super power on this forum! LOL

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    HA-HA!Your probably right Steph.It`s just that Joel does it with a lot of flair..LOL...OUTLAW

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