If U "Bugged" Bethel: What Would U Hear?

by Mindchild 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    I'm just curious to know if there would be anything sensational to discover if you somehow managed to listen in on or record a meeting of the "power" elite at Bethel or a GB session.

    Would you just be listening to some senile old men droning on about the Bible or do you think it would be something that would be scandalous to the max for your average Dub? I know that C of C talked a bit about the meetings the GB had and for the most part it sounded pretty boring to me. But I wonder where the really juicy stuff is talked about? You know stuff like when the blood transfusion doctrine will get thrown out the window or when the next date for "Armageddon" is.

    Who do you think calls the shots and where do they do it at? Hmmm, it is still legal as far as I know to bounce a laser beam off a window and listen to the conversations inside with amazing clarity. I've seen these units in use before, they are cheap, effective, and have a quarter mile range. But would it be worth the time and effort? My guess is that all you would hear is a bunch of old men farting and praying. Hardly anything the National Enquier would find interesting.

    Skipper

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Hey, Mindchild-
    Don't forget that you'd also hear a few old men snoring.

  • badwillie
    badwillie

    Biggs & Mind -
    Don't forget to bug the shower room too, THAT might be good National Enquirer stuff.

  • DanielHaase
    DanielHaase

    "Oh shit ...I think his heart stopped again. Grab the defibrilator!"

  • nytelecom1
    nytelecom1
    Would you just be listening to some senile old men droning on about the Bible .........Don't forget that you'd also hear a few old men snoring.


    lurkers again.....

    so so out of touch...yaaaawn

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Nice self-portrait, nysellout1.

    So many stupid people, so few comets! :o)

  • BritBoy
    BritBoy

    How much did we bank this month?
    And we sent how much to the account in the Cayman's?
    And to the Zurich Account?

    Right now, on to pressing matters... We need to outlaw something again soon as we have not done that in a while! All for say "yay" to banning Dairy Products. *resounding YAY* Motion carried. Thank god for that, at my age milk plays havoc with my bowels!

    Okay next thing on the Agenda... D-Day. What year should we aim for this time? 2014? We shall all be dead by then anyway and it'll be someones elses problem to deal with!

    And so on....

    Britty

    They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules!

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    CIA MONITORING SESSION # 578392B64N
    LOCATION: BROOKLYN WTS HEADQUARTERS

    "Milton, you're wearing my dentures again!"

    "What's that sonny?"

    "I said you're WEARING MY DENTURES AGAIN!"

    "Can't hear you Ted"

    "DAMMIT YOU OLD FOOL!! NOT ONLY DO YOU GET THE PRESIDENCY INSTEAD OF ME, NOW YOU'RE TAKING MY DENTURES TOO!"

    "Where's Carl these days?"

    "Oh for Christ's sake....."

    "Excuse me, oh great ones of the GB?"

    "What is it serf?"

    "Brother Jaracz, the sister you identified as being spiritually weak at breakfast is waiting in your office."

    "Aaaaaahhh......exxxxxxcellent! I'll be there momentarily. Turn up the heating in my office and bring her the Listerine. NOW MILTON, GIVE ME BACK THOSE DENTURES!"

    "Urrgggrghhh gghhaargfgghhh!!!!"

    END OF MONITORING SESSION

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    ROTFLMAO Expatbrit! hahahahahahaha I love it.

    Skipper

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Skipper,if we bugged them we would hear something we already know.We`d hear them shitting their pants..LOL...OUTLAW

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