anybody know what the new light is? for 2011 DC
by 2tone 3 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Scully
The rapture didn't come on May 21, 2011.
We know when the Great Tribulation™ is going to start. We aren't at liberty to tell you exactly when, because you'll all go apeshit and start selling your houses and quitting your jobs (again), but we can tell you that it is Real Soon Now™. In fact, if you recall, we used to say that Armageddon™ is Right Around The Corner™, but now we can say, with complete confidence, that we've turned that corner, and now Armageddon™ is right in front of us!!
Or something to that effect.
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Mad Sweeney
That would be awesome, Scully, but GB 2.0 doesn't have the balls for that. They'll ride out the status quo until they're dead and let GB 3.0 deal with the problem of a generation that's overlapped and stretched way beyond reason.
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badseed
There's still the question mark for the ten toes on one of the tracts. We should know tomorrow. I hope.