Alright what tha hell is this??
Fer kicks I downloaded the silly thing and
boy do they have it made now, hell you don't even need a bible with this handy dandy tool.
Have I been gone that long??
Its been, oh I don't know like 8 years. Not really keeping count.
What is this a "cheat sheet" for talk preparation for the School???
And what tha hell happened to talk no. 5, I remember my 1st #5 and whoa what "status" it provided me.
Somebody's gettin' shafted here, what have they shortened the dayum service meeting??
Oh the effort and research I put into them,.. nah here ya go its all right here(psst. just say this)
Whats next Karaoke knight at the hall, "Yes brother thats all you have to do, no, no, don't be nervous, just watch the dots on the screen and read the words exactly as they are on the screen, remember to smile now."
Better yet, "With technology today our loving brothers have provided us a yet another tool in our service to jehovah. He has seen fit to expidite our confOrmation this way, Just get up on the stage and when you hear the 3 little beeps just start moving your mouth, much like the way I am doing right now. The paper in front of you will warn you of any pauses, and remember! 3 Times for emphasis. The fine loving brothers and sisters will hear all that they need from the little disc that is controlled VIA big shiney buttons in New York, what great provision from our loving brothers, please accept our expressions of such as such et all.
blah blah blah,.. shoot me for remembering,.....ahhh,.. thanks thats much better
All That Could Never Be Said
All That Could Never Be Done
Will Wait for Us At Last,
Somewhere Behind The Sun