Oh Gee---what do you do now???

by Terry 6 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  Terry

  Answer this one.

  You wake up. You are naked. You are lying on beautiful green grass amid a flourishing paradise garden.....YOU ARE IN EDEN!

  It suddenly dawns on you, this is THE garden of pleasure and YOU are Adam!

  Except.....you have your own mind as it is now.

  You know the scenario that is about to take place.

  WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY?

  Would you ask a million questions of God? Would you just try not to screw up?

  Would you stomp the snake until its guts exploded?

  Would you jump Eve's bones right away?
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  nicolaou

  Good question. Something I often wondered as a bored kid sitting in the Kingdom Hall was, 'What if Adam & Eve had some kids before they ate the fruit'? Would we now have two races of humans living on earth? One descended from perfect, still living 6000 year old ancestors living endlessly and in perfect health, and the rest of us troglodytes getting worn out after 80 years?

  As for your question Terry, if I knew how events 'originally' panned out maybe I'd flip god the finger, chop down the tree and make like rabbits with my perfect Eve.
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  sabastious

  I'd look down at my naked self and, depending on what I saw, I'd either want to give God a high five or file a grievous complaint.

  -Sab
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  NomadSoul

  First of all I would question myself how I knew this was the garden of Eden while I jumped on Eve's bones.
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  unshackled

  Grab a beer, flick on the game and remind Eve of her God-given place.

  Then all hell would break loose.
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  tec

  Um... wonder that jws had it right way back when after all... that women would turn into men :0

  (j/k)

  Ask a million questions, including asking God and/or Christ what he would like me to do.

  Peace,

  Tammy
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  therevealer

  No perfect Eve yet. S-o-o off lookin for some sheep to save goats to convert.