I used to write some of those on my Facebook account. I'd make up a really bad movie and come up with lines, a title, and throw some explosions in. Because previews are supposed to make the movie look 10 times better than it really is, by showing you all the coolest stuff in like, less than 3 minutes.
I had a crazy thought this morning, of like, a "Based on a true story" movie about Rutherford and Russell. So...that being said, I have to try to do a preview...
Russell: "It is not our claim to divine inspiration, but as we have heard, so we publish."
Rutherford: "These books are the key to amassing a great following, if only they were put to good use."
Russell: "I am no prophet, but I do believe these are God's dates, and not ours."
"Based on a true story..."
Russell: "The Gentile Times have ended! The kings have had their day!"
Rutherford: "Russell has had his day. Now I...shall have mine."
Rutherford: "Advertise, advertise, advertise the King and his Kingdom!"
"Donald Sutherland."
Russell: "I have no doubt that this is either the end, or the beginning of the end."
"Russell Crowe."
Rutherford: "I AM THE FAITHFUL SLAVE! THOSE WHO REJECT THE COMMANDS OF THE LORD WILL BE THROWN OUT LIKE SATAN!"
"REJOICE
IN
THEOCRACY"
[The Finished Mystery dropped onto a table at Bethel.]
Rutherford: "The Lord has made clear who he has chosen to lead."
"RUTHERFORD. Rated R."
Okay, I know it sucks (which is the whole point), but seriously, at the very least tell me who you'd cast as Rutherford. I'm sure someone else has already thought about and posted on it.
--sd-7