Hic! Ish been brought to my attenshun that The Lord of the Ringsh ish verrrry prophetic hic.
Thash coz ish got lotsh of Elvish in it. Hah hic! Bit of a kick in the teef for all you aposhtatesh who shaid that Elvish shnuffed it on a toilet sheat in Memphish!
Elvish will come again! How do I know thish? Coz the lasht film in the trilogy ish called "The Return of the King!", thash why! Hic
Bleeeeuuuugghhhh!
Ahem!
Sorry about that chaps, obviously rum and Carlsberg do not a digestible cocktail make. Anyhow, on to the spiritual meat and potatoes of tonights posting.
It seems that some of the Christinanes are rather perturbed over Elvis. He has churches, his fans are hugely devout, and he sings a damn sight better than that hound dog from Nazareth. Worse, there are stories and legends of him not really being dead, and coming back!
Consequently, in order to sort this Messianic imposter out once and for all, we present a hard-hitting sword-of-the-truth-in-the-gonads tract, in defense of true Christinanity.
After reading this, you will have no doubts whatsoever that Elvis has indeed left the building, but since Jesus is still around to rock and roll, you'd better love him tender.
The tract: http://www.dare-connexions.org/elvis.html
My favourite paragraph:
Instinctively, we do not want our heroes to die. According to English legend, King Arthur is not dead, but sleeping, and he will awake and lead England in her hour of greatest need. We go into denial when heroes die, and build legends around them to protect ourselves. We can also build cases on flimsy evidence simply to buttress our prejudices. There has to be a hard-nosed approach to the question of evidence, and close scrutiny for any sign of wish-fulfilment.Expatbrit