New Light regarding them Smurf critters.
by Elsewhere
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I have been doing some research on Smurfs (alright, I was actually looking for Smurf pictures) and discovered some very disturbing information about them!
It would appear as though Papa Smurf is a COMMUNIST! Here is photographic proof:
You can read all about there terrible conspiracy at:http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709 /
Religion Stops a Thinking Mind! <x ><
It wouldn't surprise me one little bit.
On another thought...I wonder if a smurf nailed to the outside of the front door would keep jws away?
SS
could someone fill me in here what do the jws have against the smurfs?
i feel so silly for asking that question.
i know that they have alot of weird ideas but the smurfs?
are they considered pagan and demonic?
the bible is a two edged sword yeild it the wrong way and it you WILL cut yourself!
Alternatively, a JW nailed to the front door might keep smurfs away.
Expatbrit