SMURFS ARE TAKING OVER THE UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by watersprout 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • watersprout
    watersprout

    Out shopping this afternoon and as we walk past ''build a bear'' Babysprout rushed inside and grabs a smurf! She starts pleading saying she wants one.... Now I have heard a lot of horror stories regarding smurfs, and if I buy one will I be waking up to find a smurf dancing infront of the wardrobe?? In the UK it was the ''lucky trolls'' that were demonised so we had no reason to worry about smurfs... Why would we, we were too busy trying to eradicate all the trolls. Could it be that the smurfs have done there job in the US and now have come to the UK to terrorise us brits??

    Here is a picture of the ready made smurfs... Can you imagine all of them running round the shop screaming ''apostates''.... Tempted to buy a load and get them delivered at the KH! Lol

  • jay88
    jay88

    Smurfette has cankles,....

  • watersprout
    watersprout

    LOL I have just noticed! Did you notice the shifty looking smurf underneath cankle ankle smurf! It looks like he is up to something. He is a deflated one... I wouldn't have him stuffed! Lol

    Peace

  • jay88
    jay88

    ....and the one beside Smurfette has two left feet.

  • looloo
    looloo

    i was shopping in hull today and noticed build a bears window which made me chuckle ! there was lots of smurfs in clintons also !

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Evidently, we are living in the last days, brothers. Satan and his forces are stirring up trouble at an unprecedented rate.

  • watersprout
    watersprout

    These smurfs seem a little strange... Cankles, two left feet... Could it have something to do with the dark side??

    Oh my Clintons have pulled over to the dark side.... I can see smurfs getting into the house of commons....

    Leaving I believe you are correct.... This is a very worrying time.

    Peace

    *gets out tin foil hat in preparation of smurf attack*

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