by metatron 9 Replies latest jw friends
OK, you get hold of some of the special blue envelopes the
Society uses for judicial mail from elders.
You get some df/da forms and fill them out perfectly - with
the name of your least favorite elder as the favored party
getting the boot.
Send 'em in!
Just a day dream, wouldn't that be a riot?
metatron
That would be such a riot!! I already have someone in mind.
Also too, if we all got time reports and filled them out reporting 15 minutes of time for the month and send them in all at once.
This is the kind of stuff I love to do. It keeps me happy. Thanks for a great suggestion metatron.
Kenny
here's another daydream
someone carefully prints a message like
"Jehovah's Witnesses molest children" in red on lots of dollar bills
and puts them, one at a time in contribution boxes at
various asemblies.
Do you think that would cause an announcement from the platform?
Would they pass the bills to a bank?
just speculation, of course
metatron
Oh my god, that's hilarious!!!! Please tell me more about what these blue envelopes look like as well as a thread that might have one of the DF forms in it. I have a list of people I want to do this to. Remember, you're talking to the person who when it came time for the high school class reunion there was this really snobby girl who always had to make life hell for people she didn't like as well as harass the gay kids at my school who had her information in the "where are they now" section sent in to say that she's now married to a woman and writing for the "Nebraskan Lesbian Scene." I can be cruel and I just have to say that I love the idea of disfellowshipping people!!!!!!! Please give me some more information about those blue envelopes.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
OK, you get hold of some of the special blue envelopes the
Society uses for judicial mail from elders.
You get some df/da forms and fill them out perfectly - with
the name of your least favorite elder as the favored party
getting the boot.Send 'em in!
Now I know what my mission is. I must continue to go to the meetings. DAMN! I was THIS close to emptying an elders briefcase while he was giving a talk!
TR
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
--Robert Frost, 1935
How about calling bethel to ask questions & express your doubts - be as 'apostate' as you want and at the end ...
"oh, my name? yes ... it's elder [hated] at [my old] congregation"
Then sit back and relax as overseers drive out from HQ, sirens blazing and guns ready ...
I am ROTFLOLOL's.....
Where would we get the little blue envelopes from???
Ana
a current elder could get some and have more reprinted
exactly like the originals.
of course, it would be wrong to break into the congregation
files at a Kingdom Hall just to get them.
metatron
What address would you send these envelopes to? Just out of curiosity of course.....
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
How about filling out a field service report and put random numbers in there but each month put the name of a different person in the congregation on it and turn it in. The secretary will be confused and have to contact those people every month.
