I love my American friends, but this must be the worst export ever

Star tiger

Greetings,
Thanks for all your great inventions Coca Cola, Rock and Roll but anymore religious stuff keep it to yourselves, lol!!!!!!
Best Regards,
Star Tiger
White Dove

But we don't want it. Gotta offload it onto somebody.
zeroday*

How dare you we have the best man made religions in the world…
MrFreeze

Star tiger, I'd like to talk to you about my friend Jesus. He's nice, well dressed, well groomed. He's great for parties. He's looking for a place to stay. Sadly we cannot keep him any longer. Free to a good home.
leavingwt

Judge Rutherford was our most effective Weapon of Mass Destruction.
May he rot in his grave.
mrquik

Hi Star Tiger; Please let us know where your from so we can better fine tune the crap we'd like to send you.