The Stella Awards

by peaceloveharmony 2 Replies latest social humour

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    i haven't verified these lawsuits as actual true suits but this is still funny (as in wtf funny.)

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    Origin of the Stella Awards:

    In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $2.9 million U.S. in damages to
    81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her
    legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on
    herself.

    This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award -for the most
    frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The ones listed below are clear
    candidates.

    1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded
    $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over
    a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners
    of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering
    the misbehaving little rodent was Ms. Robertson's son.

    2. June 1998: 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and
    medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda
    Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the
    wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

    3. October 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving
    a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not
    able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door
    opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the
    door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut.
    The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the
    garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a
    large bag of dry dog food. Mr. Dickson sued the homeowner's insurance
    claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury
    agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.

    4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded
    $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the
    buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain
    in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was Mr. Williams. The award was less
    than sought because the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by
    Mr. Williams who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a
    pellet gun.

    5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson
    of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on soft drink
    and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson
    threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

    6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued
    the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the
    bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This
    occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in
    the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was
    awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

    7. And just so you know that cooler heads do occasionally prevail:
    Kenmore Inc., the makers of Dorothy Johnson's microwave, were found
    not liable for the death of Mrs. Johnson's poodle after she gave it a
    bath and attempted to dry it by putting the poor creature in her
    microwave for, "just a few minutes, on low," The case was quickly
    dismissed.

  • SYN
    SYN

    That one with the guy in the garage was ACE! I can just picture it...I mean, geez, 8 days? I would have kicked the door down!

    The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    Lawsuits like this make my blood boil! If someone were to do that to me I would do anything to make sure that they would never get the money. Could the people who were forced to pay acually, appeal the decision?

    I hope they can!

    "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

    William H. Macy - "Magnolia"

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