blonde ice fishing

by peaceloveharmony 5 Replies latest social humour

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  peaceloveharmony

  BLONDE ICE FISHING

  This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
  subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she
  made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool,
  she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly - from the sky - a
  voice boomed,

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

  Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of
  cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the
  voice bellowed,

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

  The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the
  ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once
  more, even louder:

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

  She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
  The voice replied,

  "NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!"
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  LB

  When will the Brittany Spears jokes ever stop????

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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  peaceloveharmony

  is britney a real blonde? doesn't matter anyways, she acts like blonde
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  Solace

  Hey,
  Im blond! I could take offense to that.
  Anyway, I dont believe him, Im still gonna fish there.
  Funny one Peace!!!!!!!
  I have heard a million. This cute one, my daughter told me.
  
  Why was the blond staring at the orange juice carton?????????????????

  Because it said concentrate.
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  jwfree

  What do you call a brunette sitting between 2 blondes?

  An interpreter!....

  Harmless fun!
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  lauralisa

  blonde jokes rule! Thanks, harmony.

  some more!

  One day a Russian astronaut, US astronaut and a blonde astronaut were discussing their achievements.

  The Russian states: "We were the first to get into space"!

  The American states: "Oh yeah? Well we were the first to land on the moon."

  The blonde states: "So what. We're going to be the first to land on the sun!"

  The other two look at her, and grimacing, argue: "You dope. No one can land on the sun. You'll be burned up before you even get near it."

  The blonde retorts, indignant: "We're not STUPID, you know. We're gonna go at NIGHT."