FRANK MANAGED TO GET A DATE WITH ADRIAN,
THE COMPANY SEXPOT. TO IMPRESS HER WITH HIS
ATHLETIC ABILITY, FRANK TOOK HER ICESKATING.
ADRIAN WAS NOT THE OUTDOOR TYPE, SO WHILE
FRANK TWIRLED GAILY ON THE BLADES SHE STAYED
IN THE LODGE.
AFTER AN HOUR ON THE ICE FRANK CAME IN TO GET
WARM. HE WHIPPED OFF HIS MITTENS AND PUT HIS
HANDS UNDER ADRIAN'S SKIRT.
" HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" SHE
YELLED AS SHE FELT HIS HANDS PRESSED AGAINST
HER THIGHS.
"WELL, ITS SO COLD OUT THERE I THOUGHT I'D WARM
MY HANDS A LITTLE BIT", HE REPLIED
THEN OFF AGAIN HE WENT OUT INTO THE COLD.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER HE RETURNED TO THE
LODGE AND AGAIN PLACED HIS HANDS BETWEEN
ADRIAN'S THIGHS.
THIS WENT ON SEVERAL TIMES , AND FINALLY AS HE
MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE AT THE LODGE DOOR,
ADRIAN SNAPPED, "SAY, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"