After reading Messengers post on new light I couldn't help but think up this scenario. You all know how obsessed I am with 'tacking' so give me a break K hahaha
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"OK everyone listen up this is your captor uhhmm I mean Captain speaking. We have just been informed that we are approaching some 'NEW LIGHT' so please take your seats!!! Hold on because the waves are gonna get rough!! We'll be changing courses at a 90 degree angle shortly and you all know what that means, DUCK UNDER THE BEAM!!! Please put on your life jackets folks this one looks pretty rough! We don't want anyone to stumble and get knocked out of the boat (Borg) and fall into the Sea (of mankind)!"
"Umm Captain if we just maintained our current course then we wouldn't have to worry would we????
What's that you say???? MUTINY MUTINY THROW HIM OVERBOARD!!!!!"
SPLASH!!!! This is your captoCaptan again folks please do not pay any heed to the evil person that went overboard a second ago. We have to do that to keep the boat on course, otherwise the whole ship could flip and we'd go down with him. Now I understand that he was the nicest person on board, good thing he wasn't rich or we'd have trouble paying our repairs. I know he had children and a wife, but those were are orders 'orders which must be obeyed. There will be no crying or further talk of his drowning or being thrown into the sea. 'Your eye must not feel sorry for him'. Now on your left side of the boat you will see the blue whale, one of Jehovah's most marvelous creations. The Blue well is known for....."
alleged evil man in sea--GASP! blaaahhuuggghh GASP ohh no I'm drowning I'm drowning I can't take!!! AHAHHHHHHH "God why have you forsaken me" passes out unconscious (good thing he had his life jacket on already)Wakes up clining to a log and discovers the water temperature is Just right. And what do you know the waters not polluted once you get away from the boat, it's all the junk they throw overboard that makes it look that way, and the fact they keep telling you it is. WOW!!!! it's huge and beautiful, look at all the beautiful fish! What's that in the distance???? An Island ohhh could it be,nooo ohh yes it is it's the Island those apostates on JW.com bought, hmmm I must be near Panama. Well that should be skipper out there on the dock polishing that new yacht they got. I remember reading about that when my wife was at the meetings and I was feigning a headache ohhh thank goodness for that!!!! Ahh there's Wendy and the kids splashing in the Ocean, and ohhh do I smell a BBQ??? LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!! I'm FREEEEEE!!!!! I'm in the 'Aposta Sea' hahhahahahha ok that was really cheesy sorry hahahahhaha
Ven
PS No Apostates where hurt in the making of this!
"Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."