Me: hey whats up
Me: i found an interesting idea on jwn forums
Friend: the end is near
Me: yes
Me: def
Friend: i am going back to the organization
Me: no srsly?
Friend: lolll
Friend: yep
Me: ur crazy
Friend: an elder called me
Friend: he told me that everyone has to come back
Friend: soon
Friend: they will reinstate anyone who was dissfellowshipped
Friend: as soon as possible
Friend: they got a serious letter to all the cong
Friend: world wide
Friend: they will be looking to bring everyone back
Me: why? small earthquake and hurricane irene?
Friend: no
Friend: all the anointed got the same vision with the gb
Me: seriously?
Friend: it said bring my sheep back
Me: sounds interesting
Me: when will this letter be read?
Friend: right
Friend: not sure
Me: im going to keep up on the forums online
Me: see when it posts
Friend: what do you think?
Me: so he just called u and told u?
Friend: yep they will contact everyone soon
Friend: no more baptisims
Friend: just looking to get the sheep back
Me: stop freaking me out
Me: this better not be some bullshit
Me: i rly hope that this isn't some bullshit
Friend: haha lol
Friend: i am jokeing
Me: the whole fucking thing?
Friend: yep
Me: U FUCKWAD
Friend: lol
Me: U MADE ME FUCKING GET A HEART ATTACK
Me: lollll
Friend: lol
Me: do it to (other friend's name redacted)
Me: and i was planning to (do something questionable) tomorrow
Me: lollllol
Friend: lol
Friend: i will tell (other friend) to
Me: where did u come up with this bullshit
Friend: just now
Me: lol
Me: i mean
Me: how did u make it up
Friend: just spontaneously
Friend: yeah
Me: ur good
Me: ur good
Me: i want u to tell me how (another exJW friend) reacts
Me: and u know what
Me: ur tactic
Me: is a good one
Me: because u stop freaking out
Friend: haha
Me: u realize
Me: how much bullshit it all is
Me: lolll