"Hovah-Claus is Coming....To Town" Daily Text, Sunday, 8-28-2011

by Open mind 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    My wife's real mental withdrawal from JWism is continuing on at a pace that suits her. Case in point: Examining the Scriptures Daily. A copy still sits at the ready in our kitchen. A year ago, my wife would read what she calls "The Daily Bullsh*t" almost every day. Now, it's usually just a Saturday or Sunday morning activity. As she was scanning tomorrow's text out loud to me, I couldn't help but think of a forbidden children's song. (Note the bolded text.)

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    *** Text for Sunday, August 28, 2011 ***

    Our Father in the heavens, let your name be sanctified. Let your kingdom come. Let your will take place, as in heaven, also upon earth.—Matt. 6:9, 10.

    Our prayers to God reveal our motives, interests, and desires. Jehovah knows what we are inside.Says Proverbs 17:3: “The refining pot is for silver and the furnace for gold, but Jehovah is the examiner of hearts.” God sees what is in our heart. (1 Sam. 16:7) He knows how we feel about our meetings, our ministry, and our spiritual brothers and sisters. Jehovah is aware of what we think of Christ’s “brothers.” (Matt. 25:40) He knows whether we really desire what we pray for or we are merely repeating a set of words. “When praying,” said Jesus, “do not say the same things over and over again, just as the people of the nations do, for they [wrongly] imagine they will get a hearing for their use of many words.”—Matt. 6:7. w09 11/15 1:12, 13

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    It sounded sooo childish and controlling. Exactly like this forbidden musical blast from the past.

    Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Santa Claus is coming to town
    He's making a list
    And checking it twice;
    Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
    Santa Claus is coming to town
    He sees you when you're sleeping
    He knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!
    O! You better watch out!
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Santa Claus is coming to town
    Santa Claus is coming to town

    Anyone else see this?

    Also, if you're so inclined, feel free to make up a line of "Hovah-Claus is Coming to Town" with a JW-twist.

    om

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    That daily text is a total rip off of 'Santa Claus'! Nice find!

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Ho ho ho!

  • Bella15
    Bella15

    And you know that by Christ's brothers they mean the "unfaithful and deceitful slave" right?

    Why don't you buy your wife a motivational daily calendar either Christian or something like from Chicken Soup for the Soul ...

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    So, here's what I came up with:

    'HOVAH CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

    You better go out
    You better not cry
    Better place mags
    I'm telling you why
    'Hovah Claus is coming to town

    He's making Life's List
    And checking it twice;
    Gonna find out who's worldly or nice
    'Hovah Claus is coming to town

    He knows the Congo average
    He knows if you're a flake
    He knows if you're inactive
    So go out for numbers' sake

    You better not whine
    You better not shirk
    Better not call that Elder a jerk
    'Hovah Claus is coming to town
    'Hovah Claus is coming to town

    (And man is he pissed!)

    om

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Lol! I like it!

  • steve2
    steve2

    Very apt re-wording of the song. The whole message is like a distant children's story. Glad to hear your wife's "fix' is now confined to the weekends. That's progress. Steady as she goes!

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    I can actually picture the claymation TV Special as your lyrics go through my head, with Burl Ives singing....

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    LOL!

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    bttt just for this time of year.

    Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

    om

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