I Dream of Meanies

by Mindchild 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  Mindchild

  Have you ever fantasized about what you would like to do to the Borg for fucking your life over? I guess I’m a victim of an overactive imagination if what you read below is too shocking to you. Please remember that the more controversial comments here are for educational or entertainment use only and I imply no encouragement for you to actually do anything mentioned here.

  1. Manage to find a supply of JW CD’s (either the Watchtower CD’s or the Bible Drama CD’s) and reburn them appropriately to include information that would cause the dub reading them to squeal like a pig when he read it. I would of course put the newly dubbed CD’s back in place of the originals. I can just see the dub now writing to the Society and asking them why they were not told about the UN or the truth about pedophiles in the congregations.

  2. Create an online fantasy role-playing game in which the Witnesses begins invading all aspects of the world like a virus invading a body; players must work together to defeat this menace.

  3. Launch a convincing e-commerce parody website that allows consumers to 'click-and- buy' a huge variety of absurd, new Watchtower Society releases that are religiously charged, or spiritually decadent goods, such as the Elder’s manual of jerking off publishers, how to flirt with the United Nations for beginners, and so forth. I would of course make comments in all the online dub discussion forums about the site.

  4. Distribute at least 1000 mirrors to ex-dub apostates who march on Bethel. Use them to reflect blinding sun on the windows to re-enact Archimedes' burning of the Roman fleet.
  Maybe it wouldn’t catch anything on fire but it would show them it was time for “new light.”

  5. Create a hilarious filmstrip about the Borg and tape it over the previews of rented movies before returning the tapes to the store. The filmstrip would be very controversial to say the least.

  Well these are the milder ones I have…lol. You have any fantasies of your own?

  Skipper
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  Satanus

  Mindchild

  I had one a while ago, but it wouldn't be good to type it. A typable one was to go into the kh parking lot during meetings and mark down all the liscence plate numbers, find their names addresses and phone numbers, and send them apostate stuff, as a mass mailing, one cong at a time, in a hit and run fashion. If congs were targeted randomly, it could cause quite a stir.

  SS
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  expatbrit

  Funny stuff Mindchild!

  All those methods leave the WT still able to operate though.

  I don't really have too many fantasies in this area. I would be happy with anything that resulted in a rapid, permanent removal of the WT leadership and facilities to an extent that recovery of the organisation was impossible.

  As yet, I haven't been able to think up a feasible method.

  Expatbrit
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  TR

  Hey, I like this!

  How 'bout replace "Kingdom Melody" sound system tapes with ones that have "messages" of a certain nature on them. Maybe dub(no pun intended) satanic groaning or laughter on the tapes. Record a message then slow it down, and re-record it onto the tapes. Something like; "Jehovah's Witnesses have SINNED and fallen short of the glory of GOD! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

  Hide a small radio in the Hall and use a wireless mic to create sound effects that will cause dubs to piss their pants.

  TR

  I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
  --Robert Frost, 1935
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  2SYN

  Well, as soon as the Susiyty finally decides to modernize their creaking, ancient printing presses and begin using Windows (which they will invariably do, it's only a matter of time), well, me and some of my *cough* *cough* friends are going to have some fun with their servers...such as changing the contents of magazines just before they print etc...

  The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
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  Satanus

  Mindchild

  Go to a kh parking lot during a meeting and take down all the liscence numbers. From those get their names, addresses, and phone numbers. Do a mass mailing of some juicy apostate literature to them all at the same time. You could have a postal box as a return address, but have a body guard when you check it. Randomly pick a cong to hit, so there wouldn't be a pattern. After a while, they would post centries in the parking lots, so a person would need binocs or cover of some sort.

  I checked into doing this in canada. It would be possible, but i would have to go through a private investigator @ $50 per liscence plate, as the govt doesn't make these available to the public. There are some states in the us where this info can be gotten free. If someone wants to do something like this, i could do some mailing into the us from here.

  SS