So i did a brief Google search and asked the Internet: "so who's NOT going to hell?" I figured I'd learn to laugh at the uber-fundamentalists. It's much less stressful and fruitful than arguing with them. Well, this is one item that showed up in the search. To those of you who want a good laugh...I present to you:
How much you wanna bet this is where godrulz got his information from?
...And HOLY SHIT! Look at their homepage...