Your Religion Might be BS
by cantleave 6 Replies latest social humour
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Aussie Oz
Holy crap!
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sizemik
could be could be might be might be could be might be
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mummatron
That's BRILLIANT! I am so sharing this...
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dazed but not confused
"If your religion teaches that "Jehovah is good" and "Satan is bad" however the "good book" showes Satan had 10 killings contributed to him and Jehovah have over 2 million contributed to him.... then your religion might be bullshit!"
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Heaven
This is definitely one of my faves. I transcribed it a while ago so I could harvest some of the quotes. This vid has been removed from YouTube in the past so I'll post the verbage. Let me know if I missed somethin':
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit IF by Country Boy Redneck Ronnie
If your Holy Book contains the word Blood more than the words Love, Forgiveness and Beauty combined...
Christian Holy Bible:
Blood... 459
Love ... 311
Forgiveness ... 7
Beauty ... 49
Your Religion Might be Bullshit.
If your religion claims that an omnipotent spirit being from another dimension raped a young human girl already
engaged to be married in order to give birth to himself so he could later torture himself to death as a sacrifice
to himself to appease himself for something he started in the first place....
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion participates in cannibalism but conveniently renames it 'Transubstantiation'...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your God is more concerned about a man having sex with a woman during her period than condemning pedophilia and
rape...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religious leaders wear magical underwear day and night to protect them from demons...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion promises unending torture in the afterlife for all those who don't believe what you believe...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion was created by a Science fiction writer in 1953...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion touts an omnipotent God who doesn't want to have to torture anyone for all eternity yet he ain't
willing to simply show himself in order to help the more skeptical among us to avoid a torture device he himself
created...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion has convinced you that an all seeing spirit being from another dimension is watching you 24-7 even
while you are throttling your poultry...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion entails the worship of an all powerful deity but needs a constant influx of money in order to do
his work...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion commands the murder of a woman just because she likes to start her morning off with a little egg
McMuff...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion demands the murder of a man we'll call John just because he likes to call up his buddy Bob and
plough the back field together, so to speak, and just because he likes to call up his other buddy Steve and take an
occassional roadtrip up the old Hershey highway...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion's primary sources of information are anonymous and forged writings written in ancient languages no
one's even used for thousands of years ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion views women as inferior to men ("I looked at Hell and saw that the majority of its inhabitants were
women." -- Muhammad) ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your Holy Book advises husbands on how to beat their wives (Qur'an 4:34) ....
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion was created by a single person...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion was created by a single person who was also a pedophile (ie Muhammad) ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion cares more about people drawing cartoons than about women's rights ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion advocates owning other humans and actually depicts God giving advice on how to sell someone into
slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46, Exodus 21:2-6, Exodus 21:7-11, Exodus 21:20-21) ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion deliberately murdered millions of people just because them people didn't believe the same religion
you do...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your Holy Book is thousands of pages long but ain't got a single joke...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If the cornerstone of your religion is the unjust, bloody torture and death of an innocent man...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your God is so inept at communication that he has to appoint people to explain to other people just what he wants
from them ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion is split into tens of thousands of splinter cults all believing different doctrines yet all claiming
to be the one true religion...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If you currently live on a planet where your religion is just 1 of thousands of others ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If there was ever a time in history when your religion didn't exist ...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If the God you worship is prone to petty human emotions such as hate, jealousy and vengeance and anger and all that...
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit.
If your religion contains ancient stories depicting the omnipotent God of the universe drowning helpless babies
(Genesis 6-7) or burning little babies to death (Genesis 19) or ordering his chosen people to hack newborn babies to
pieces in order to accomplish his goals (1 Samuel 15)...
Well, there aint no might about it... Your Religion Is Definitely Bullshit! -
Brainfloss
Wow this is a gem!