Are there songs other than these?
EELS
Jehovah's witness leave me alone
Jehovah's witness i'm not at home
Keep on a-knockin' and ringin' the bells
Knockin' your way straight to hell
Jehovah's witness let's not pretend
That for one second you are my friend
Knock on my door and i'll turn out the light
Close the curtains and turn in for the night
(From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/eels-lyrics/jehovah_s-witness-lyrics.html)
Jehovah's witness why must it be
Just when i'm feeling good i look out and see
You walking up in your very nice suit
Like i'm some old lady who'll give up her loot
Jehovah's witness leave me alone
Jehovah's witness i'm not at home
JOANIE, THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS STRIPPER
she drives a new car
wears expensive blouses
she tells her mama
she's cleaning houses
she goes out witnessing
doing the lords work all week long
but on the weekend
she's making ends meet
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
Put a dollar in her G String
and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew
he'd probably kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
One night down at the club
Her daddy walked in
He didn't recognize
His daughter dancin
She wore a blonde wig
He had sunglasses
When she got naked
he started clappin
Well Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
put a dollar in her G string
and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew
he'd probably kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
If you ask her why she does it
she looks as if this way
she says I'm countin my blessings
every night when I get paid
she once lived in poverty
now everythings all right
The Lord showed her how to make
1000 dollars a night
Oh Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
put a dollar in her G string
and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew,
he probably kill her
Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stipper
Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stipper
or this one
Kingdom Hall by Van Morrison (I think he must have been very young and had a faulty memory)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAu8TWJTd-M
So glad to see you
So glad you're here
Come here beside me now
We can clear inhibition away
All inhibitions
Throw them away
And when we dance like this
Like we've never been dancin' before
Chorus:
Oh, they were swingin'
Down at Kingdom Hall
Oh, bells were ringin'
Down at the Kingdom Hall
A choir was singin'
Down at the Kingdom Hall
Hey, liley, liley, liley
Hey, liley, liley, low
Do do do do do do, do
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do, do
Do do do do do do
Good body music
Brings you right here
Free flowin' motion now
When we're shakin' it out on the floor
Good rockin' music
Down in your shoes
And when we dance like this
Like we've never been dancin' before
Repeat Chorus
Down at the Kingdom Hall
They were havin' a party
They were havin' a ball
Bells were ringing out
And the choir was singin'
Hey, liley, liley, liley
Hey, liley, liley, low
Do do, do do, do do, do do
Sugar was there
Did you see Sugar
Down at the Kingdom Hall
Sugar was tough
