by cptkirk 8 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
how bout a nice layout, predicting every crazy insane thread that will appear on this website in the year 2012? (1.5 months away)
down to who will post it, and what it will say. and then the great drama of dec. 2012 , how totally bananas will the threads get?
maybe this thread can serve as a wake-up call, for all those who have drifted into madness. *lightbulb* maybe?
Obama will be wearing handcuffs.
It will start with January and end with December ...
Somewhere during that period Shamus will say, "Kiss the monkey!"
You will see and know that a prophet has been in your midst.
Shamus is gone. For how long?
Fear not Nancy, Shamus will return like a thief in the night, spreading his monkey love all over us.
I predict that 00DAD is absolutely correct in his fearless prediction.
OBVES will predict the "end" at least 3 times in the next year.
January 1. OBVES gets made into a complete dork when his predictions totally fail with no further room for doubt that there is still 2011 left for the end to come.
December 21. A normal day. In the northern hemisphere, it is the first day of winter. In the southern hemisphere, it is the first day of summer. There are 4 shopping days left until Christmas, which is in the process of being rendered "not politically correct" in the United Tyranny of Stupidity but is still being celebrated elsewhere.
November 6. Due to rigged elections, Rick Perry wins the nomination as the Re-PUKE-lican against Osama Obama in the DUMP-o-CRAP camp. Ron Paul, having been cheated out of nomination, tries to run as an independent. Despite many people voting Ron Paul, voter fraud logs a vote for Paul as a vote for Perry. This, plus that people are pxxxed at Osama Obama, means Perry wins by a fake landslide. However, since he will not be inaugurated until 2013, the final push toward totalitarianism will happen beyond 2012.
