I go to visit my native homeland and was amazed.
The congregation I was in was filled with "holier than though papa is an elder" people and "my kids are pioneer' people.
None of them are witnesses any longer!
One who was married chuffed a wordly girl disfellowhsipped and happy.
Another who was a "skirt chaser" now chases 'trouser snakes"
Elders who thought their kids were 'amazing" no longer elders.
The place was filled with old people who did not seem to have aged.
Now this is the funniest. One brother who was a homophobe and I mean disgusted even thinking of another man, is now shacked up with another man and is as camp as a pair of elton john's pants.
I am still in shock!