A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
A cannibal walks into a restaurant
by JeffT 3 Replies latest social humour
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JeffT
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watersprout
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm stealing this! It's brilliant!
Peace
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ziddina
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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DesirousOfChange
Why no clowns on the menu?
They taste FUNNY!
DOC