So I was on the toilet taking a Watchtower when...

irondork
- ... it suddenly occurred to me: "Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, (I am) free at last."
sd-7

I kinda know the feeling, and then I kinda don't. (I actually wished they'd had some kids hold hands and sing that song at the MLK Memorial ceremony; did I miss that, or did they just not think of it?)
Anyway, you know those WTs would be too abrasive for toilet paper; maybe one day they'll print the "Quilted Edition" for those with "spiritually sensitive skin"...
--sd-7
rebel8

best thread title ever
sizemik

Anyway, you know those WTs would be too abrasive for toilet paper
Getting rid of the staples made them more user-friendly.
ziddina

They also make great fireplace starter logs...
You know...
Like 'kindling'...
3rdgen

SD7, hahahahah "quilted edition for those with spiritually sensitive skin"