MEN ARE LIKE...
MEN ARE LIKE......Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
MEN ARE LIKE......Bank Accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate much interest
MEN ARE LIKE......Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why
MEN ARE LIKE......Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips
MEN ARE LIKE......Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long
MEN ARE LIKE......Commercials, you can't believe a word they say
MEN ARE LIKE......Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory
MEN ARE LIKE......Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
MEN ARE LIKE......Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it
MEN ARE LIKE......Curling Irons, they're always hot and they're always in your hair
MEN ARE LIKE......Cement, after getting laid they take along time to get hard
MEN ARE LIKE......Goverment Bonds, they take so long to mature
MEN ARE LIKE......High heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it
MEN ARE LIKE......Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong
MEN ARE LIKE......Lava Lamps, fun to look at , but not all that bright
MEN ARE LIKE......Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion
MEN ARE LIKE......Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small
MEN ARE LIKE......Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while
MEN ARE LIKE......Place Mats, they only show up when there's food on the table
MEN ARE LIKE......Snow storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last
MEN ARE LIKE......Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable
MEN ARE LIKE......Bank Machines, once they withdraw they lose interest
MEN ARE LIKE......Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are
MEN ARE LIKE......Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap
MEN ARE LIKE......Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see right through them
MEN ARE LIKE......Dry cleaners, most work fast and leave no ring