Men Are Like...

by teenyuck 1 Replies latest social humour

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    MEN ARE LIKE...

    MEN ARE LIKE......Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years

    MEN ARE LIKE......Bank Accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate much interest

    MEN ARE LIKE......Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why

    MEN ARE LIKE......Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips

    MEN ARE LIKE......Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long

    MEN ARE LIKE......Commercials, you can't believe a word they say

    MEN ARE LIKE......Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory

    MEN ARE LIKE......Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

    MEN ARE LIKE......Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it

    MEN ARE LIKE......Curling Irons, they're always hot and they're always in your hair

    MEN ARE LIKE......Cement, after getting laid they take along time to get hard

    MEN ARE LIKE......Goverment Bonds, they take so long to mature

    MEN ARE LIKE......High heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it

    MEN ARE LIKE......Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

    MEN ARE LIKE......Lava Lamps, fun to look at , but not all that bright

    MEN ARE LIKE......Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion

    MEN ARE LIKE......Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small

    MEN ARE LIKE......Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while

    MEN ARE LIKE......Place Mats, they only show up when there's food on the table

    MEN ARE LIKE......Snow storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last

    MEN ARE LIKE......Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable

    MEN ARE LIKE......Bank Machines, once they withdraw they lose interest

    MEN ARE LIKE......Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are

    MEN ARE LIKE......Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap

    MEN ARE LIKE......Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see right through them

    MEN ARE LIKE......Dry cleaners, most work fast and leave no ring

  • think41self
    think41self

    Hehehe Puffs,

    I like this one:

    MEN ARE LIKE......Snow storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last

    think41self

    If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

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