JOKES OF THE DAY!!http://www.plaudersmilies.de./sa

by plmkrzy 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    Please we need some good jokes. Today is some kinda holiday.
    POST a Joke, I'll go first. This one is for all you Europeans.

    A creative writing class was given an assignment to write a concise essay using the four elements Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.

    The winning essay:

    "My God!" said the Queen "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it..."

    YOUR TURN!

    plmkrzy

  • target
    target

    Here is an important lesson for this special day ....

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first

    worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put

    into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a

    jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

    After one day:

    The first worm, in alcohol---dead.

    Second worm, in cigarette smoke---dead.

    Third worm, in sperm---dead.

    Fourth worm, in soil---alive.

    Lesson:

    As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get

    worms.

  • puzzled
    puzzled

    I've been celibate to long! I hope I don't have worms.

  • BoozeRunner
    BoozeRunner

    OK, heres my contribution:

    Boozy

  • puzzled
    puzzled

    Just to keep this going 4 awhile

    Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
    A. So the man can be open-minded.

  • target
    target

    Puzzled:
    I love it. Couldn't wait to send that one to a few special people.

    Target

  • jam
    jam

    God is stressed, he turns to Michael and tells him I need a

    vacation.

    Michael: Father why not take a trip to Pluto.

    God; no it's too cold and frostbite wasn't one of my best

    creations.

    Michael: How about Mercury, a nice warm climate.

    God: No way, look at me I'm so pale I would be burnt too a crisp.

    Michael: OK, how about earth.

    God: that would be the last place to go, the last time I was there

    I got some girl pregnant and I have not heard the last of it since...

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