WARNING a serious <cough> PSA from CageFighter

by Cagefighter 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • Cagefighter
    Cagefighter

    Remember, you don't have to read or respond to all the threads on JWN espcially if the topic, annoys, offends, irritates, confuses, perplexes, anatgonizes, angers, or distresses you. JWN does have side effects including, dizziness, gas, unwanted pregnancy, premature ejaculation, nausea, heavy periods, irritiable bowel syndrome, irritibale personality syndrome, bi-polar disorder, schitzophrenia, alzheimer's, heart disease and stroke.

    Althought these side effects are rare and have only been reported and not directly linked to JWN in controlled studies, you should still consult and attorney EVERY time before reading, posting, loggin-in, thinking about posting, thinking about logging in, meditation, consideration of vocalization, typing, writing with chalk or charcoal, or making heiroglyphic cave paintings.

    A public service annoucement from CageFighter and he does not represent JWN in any way, so disregard everything you just read.

  • TheClarinetist
  • St George of England
    St George of England

    Cagefighter, I thought you had been making a lot of nightly bathroom sojourns.

    Prostate-Specific Antigen (PSA) Test

    George

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