I Officially Joined Another Cult.

Philadelphia Ponos

I just brought an iPhone 4S today and I am now a believer in Steve Jobs. Very rarely does anything live up to the hype but the iPhone is possibly the greatest thing ever created in my lifetime. I can't think of anything that this "phone" can't do. I put the word "phone" in quotations because there is not yet a word in the English language to accurately describe this amazing device. To refer to it as a mere phone would be blasphemy and would require a punishment of the worst type of death. The only thing now that would make my life complete would be to purchase a new iMac and live a life of complete harmony via the new iCloud feature.
EntirelyPossible

What? You aren't glad he's burning in hell or calling him an asshole? How unlike you.
Berengaria

He was kind of a prick...............
EntirelyPossible

Oh yeah, he totally was. No wonder PP is slobbering all over him.
jay88

PP's first atheist man crush
I quit!

LOL you guys are cracking me up!!
sizemik

Steve's dead now unfortunately . . .
You could try Joe Pesci . . . he doesn't fuck around either.