Watchtower Pledge of Allegiance

by Momma-Tossed-Me 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  Momma-Tossed-Me

  New Babtism Statement in an effort to go more "main stream."

  I pledge allegiance to The Governing Body of the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society and to the Religion for which it stands, one congregation, under God, indivisible with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all.

  "I pledge allegiance to The Governing Body of the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society and to the Religion for which it stands, one congregation, under God, indivisible, with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all."
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  PaintedToeNail

  LOL! Good one!
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  nicolaou

  Oh man! 6 years ago I got into so much trouble with a thread like this. It was an April Fools gag which kinda backfired

  Are the Society planning a 'Pledge of Allegiance'? IT MAY BE TRUE!
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  Gayle

  MTM,,thanks,,I will forward this clip on.
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  Momma-Tossed-Me

  Nic - your post looks so much more official. This is just tongue and cheek, type stuff. Enjoy!

  I thought of it when I heard my daughter saying the pledge under her breath the other day.
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  ssn587

  real good one, would only change one thing that would be one congregation under the control of the governing body. it wouldn't surprise me if they instituted something like that. Now that the hammer is coming down and no one should be enjoying themselves unless they fully commit to the dominance of the GB.