There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was.... Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was... Jewish :
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
sure he was God.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
...Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was... a
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was... Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus was... a
woman!
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
men who just
didn't
get
it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
was more work for
Him
to do.
Amen!!!
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