What would Jesus neighbors say about Jesus as A child?

by jam 8 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • jam
    jam

    I knew Jesus as child, other kids would say when

    they grow up when ask the question, what are your

    goals. Most would say, a carpenter, brick layer, store

    keeper or maybe A Pharisee. Jesus , God. He was different.

    Other kids played kick the ball. Jesus, pulling A rabbit out

    of the hat, walking on water. Hanging out in the grave yard,

    talking too the dead.

  • jam
    jam

    I know, I,am going to hell.

  • Sic Semper Tyrannis
    Sic Semper Tyrannis

    Jesus was black because he called everyone "brother" and couldn't get a fair trial.

    Jesus was Italian because he drank wine all the time and had a huge family.

    Jesus was Jewish because he lived with his mother until his 30's, while he thought she was a virgin, and she thought he was God.

    Jesus was Californian because he wore sandals, had long hair, and started a new religion.

  • exwhyzee
    exwhyzee

    I wonder what the world would be like if he'd have stuck to carpentry ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGQRBkv4di8

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    The account attributed to Thomas seems to have an opinion on that, dear jam (peace to you!). Have you read that?

    Again, peace to you!

    A slave of Christ,

    SA

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    I heard the Christs were Horrible Neighbors....
    Fighting and Yelling and Screaming! ALL THE TIME!!!

    The Neighbors would Yell out their Windows.....

    (That's where the Catholics got that saying)

    JESUS.... JOSEPH...... AND MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cofty
    cofty

    Jesus was Jewish because he lived with his mother until his 30's, while he thought she was a virgin, and she thought he was God.

    Hahaha

  • jam
    jam

    Aguest: The Urantia book, page 123 on the early childhood

    of Jesus, interesting read. More realistic. It speaks about

    Jesus friends in the neighborhood. Fact or fictional, I do not

    know, but interesting.

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    It was interesting, dear jam (the greatest of love and peace to you!). I do not know much about that book; however, my Lord did say to me that all the he would tell me was written (but not necessarily in the Bible), and that not all that was written (including in the Bible) is what he would tell me. Doesn't matter... my Lord's life as a child isn't of any particular concern to ME - I'm just not that curious. WAY TMI for me. I have a hard enough time wrapping my head around what I get regarding his life as an adult... and as a spirit - LOLOLOLOL!

    But THANK you... it was an interesting read (I read more than that, and the rest was interesting, too!)

    Peace!

    YOUR servant and a slave of Christ,

    SA

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