Had a weird dream last night...
There i was, going door to door as a JW! And with my athiest wife to boot...anyway, i knock on the door and fumble in my bag for the latest Watchtower and Awake! as the door opens.
An older lady looks at me as i start jibbering and says to me "I don't like the look of those side burns, i will not listen to you!"
so i reply, "Ok, i will stand over here in the perifial area of you vision so as to not upset you!"
with that i stepped aside and handed over the rags to my wife to continue...then i wake up.
WTF! My side burns are magnificent i tell you!
Oz