I've got another one of my dad's sayings for you and your husband. It's actually clean enough to post here instead of having to pm it to you. When he's pissed off at someone my dad says, "They ought to shoot him with buzzard guts, and kill him for stinking!"
The old guy is 74 years old and still going strong despite bad knees and a bad back. And he's still crazy as a bedbug!