On Shunning: “Do unto others and force everyone else to do unto others”
On Blood Transfusions: “Don’t do unto others and too bad if they die.”
On Abuse of Spiritual Authority: “Screw unto others and say Jehovah told you to screw unto others.”
On Revisionism of WTS History: “Do unto others and then deny you ever did it unto others.”
On False Prophecy: “Do unto others and blame it on the others you did it unto.”
On Pedophilia: When things are done unto others, demand those others to keep their mouths shut. And everyone else, too.”
On Raising Children: “Beat unto others.”
On Literature Sales: “Charge unto others and make those others also charge unto others. Keep all the money.”
On Sex: “Do next-to-nothing unto others.”
On Armageddon: “God will slaughter unto others. Big time. Real soon now.”
On Theocratic Warfare: “Lie unto others and be proud of it.”
On Absolute Spiritual Endangerment: “Divorce unto others and to hell with what Christ said about it.”
On Teenage Girls: call them “cows in heat” unto others.
On Tonsilitis: say unto others, “Thy must slit thine throat rather than partake of thy modern medicine.”
On Hate: “it is a Godly thing to do unto others.”
On Theocracy: “Demoralize unto others.”
On Weekly Meetings: “induce a coma unto others.”
On District Assemblies: “Sell many books unto others.”
On Entertainment: “Deny it unto others.”
On Elders: “Kangaroo Court unto others.”
On Baptismal Vows: “Do unto us as we now own your ass.”
On Rutherford: “He could be quite blunt unto others, but he prayed like a child.”
On the UN DPI/NGO Affiliation: Call the United Nations a “filthy whore unto others,” while freely siphoning off their resources. When caught red-handed claim unto others you did not understand the simple agreements your lawyers reviewed and you signed for ten years in a row.
On Charity: “to HELL unto others.”
On Watchtower Articles: “Recycle them unto others.”
On Basic Human Rights: “Deny unto others.”
On the Paradise Earth: “Promise it unto others: forever and ever and ever.”
On Love: “Just talk about it unto others, but only in moderation.”
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Farkel
"I didn't mean what I meant."
