Chicken little was fried

by wasblind 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Not long ago there was a Li'l chicken who spent the best part of his life

    spreadin' lies for the WTS, claimin' that the sky would fall in their lifetime

    As the deep fryers were prepped at the 2010 DC, chicken little was informed

    that it would be an "overlappin' generation " to see the end, not him

    That's when chicken Little realized he had been mislead all along

    about the beautiful skies above

    And all of us at one time or another have had the opportunity

    of pickin' up the pieces of chicken little along the roadside

    DRIVE THRU : WELCOME TO KFC, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

    WASBLIND : GIMME A TWO PIECE, EXTRA CRISPY

  • cantleave
  • just Ron
    just Ron

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Chicken

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    I wish I had some fried chicken. Get in the kitchen and fry some up for me old man

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Just had me a piece of Church's Fried Chicken -- the Best !

    I started asking questions a long time ago...and was 'swatted down' by elders saying I was "...on thin ice with those dangerous questions..." I was a regular pioneer for several years and I needed wanted that job. I married somebody just like me, raised kids (little chicks) just like us.

    But, a TON of chicken fell on me when my JW mom died -- refusing a blood transfusion. A few months later the geniuses at the Watchtower picked up their telephone from their Boss -- "He" apparently had just 'OK'd' the use of hemoglobin.

    That would have saved her.

    Spiritual Food served at the proper time, huh ? Does anyone still believe that one ?

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    I'm very sorry 'bout your mom rabbit , my heart truly go out to you and your family

    when I hear something like that, I think about

    " the eating of blood is equated with idolotry and fornication, things that we should not want to engage in."

    And

    " Similarly, any food to which whole blood or even some blood fraction has been added should not be eaten."

    both of theses quotes where found in the --------------Reasoning book page 71

    They still use this book cause it's mentioned quite abit in the Theocratic ministry school book

    it's all connected

    Think of how many died needlessly when the August 2006 Awake on page 13 said

    fractions was a contious choice cause it wasn't in the bible 'bout fractions

    they ain't nothin' but "som ov a bitches" destroyin' lives needlessly

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Yep. And most of the JW's just 'turned with the page' without blinking -- they accepted the next set of lies.

    My JW relatives are still the proudest of what their sister, mom, aunt, etc. did. I am the only one with the open mind that changed -- and the guilty conscience !

    My Dad was not a JW. I should have explained more about my doubts and I believed my JW sisters when they begged me not to talk to him...they would do it -- promised !

    They never did. And a really fine woman and mother died -- faithful to a fault and a lie.

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