NOT A BORING DAY!

by BritBoy 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • BritBoy
    BritBoy

    Hi all

    I did not have a boring day and here is why:

    I had sex with someone to become a JW, but the reason why I left the organization is the same reason why I'm in the organization. Now some may be confused by that, but was Joseph Rutherford REALLY a judge? I mean I'm a sweet cat, who met another pedophile the other day (that takes the grand total up to 75) and a drummer who became a JW! I'm gay at times, and then sometimes I'm not gay!! I'm Satan (But only at Halloween), because Jesus Ransom is void! I forgot to change my underwear this morning, so, so and so is dying, but only because I got my foot stuck in someones ass (the Gay thing again). I feel I'm ugly and that God is dead. I know this because elders suck, the bible is a fable and I'm an oxy-moron. How to have sex? I hear you ask, while I piss in my pants!!! I dumped my pretty girl friend for an old hag, but then I dropped my handsome husband for a blue hair short man from the circus!

    So that is why my day was NOT boring!!!!

    Britty xxx

    "My body is a Temple NOT an Amusement Park"

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Dammit will you make up your mind? You are confusing me.

    Skipper

  • BritBoy
    BritBoy

    Mindchild!!

    I just read Fred's post and I CANNOT believe he has covered everything that arose in my day!! Co-inky-dink? I THINK SO!! Wow, blown away!!

    Britty xx

    "My body is a Temple NOT an Amusement Park"

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