by metatron 8 Replies latest jw friends
See:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/807821-pensioners-burn-books-for-warmth
Winter in New England hasn't been too bad. I find that the older publications offer better heat value. The newer ones have too much ash content and are too glossy to keep a good fire going.
Can't beat those old Awake volumes to keep the home office toasty.
metatron
Hmmmmm.... What is the caloric content of a watchtower bound volume?
Hmmmmm.... What is the caloric content of a watchtower bound volume?
0%.
Oh, wait, I thought you meant "what is the Catholic content..."
I parents have a Lot of Bound volumes of old WT and Awake mags plus tons of other WT Lit. It would keep you warm during the long winter months . We can have a real bon fire with Marshmellows and such.
"Hmmmmm.... What is the caloric content of a watchtower bound volume?"
BoC, I don't know the Caloric content but I'm sure the Mental stimulating content is 0%.
LOL and good job! The litterature is good for something after all!!!
I wish I had a fireplace to burn wash-towel literature; it would be so delightfully fun.
I live in Florida, so I don't need the heat content. But they make fine bird cage liners.
Hmmm I would figure you would have a hard time burning that demonic crap without first praying to VULCAN the roman god of FIRE...LOL
