Are you benefiting from Theocratic Ministry School ?????????

by wasblind 5 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  wasblind

  " Many have found that the training offered in the congregations of Jehovah's Witnesses----------The weekly Theocratic ministry school...-------has given them a real edge."___________Young people ask book page 178

  "If the Reasoning from the Scriptures is available in your language...learn to use it well."_________Theocratic Ministry School Book page 154

  " If a householder... asks a question that you are not prepared to answer...you may find the help you need in the Reasoning from the Scriptures book."________Theocratic ministry School Book page 223

  " If someone says: We won't see the end in our lifetime

  You might reply: But you do believe that God is going to intervene at sometime, don't you ?" _______Reasoning book page 242

  "Express with conviction
  Speak in a manner that shows that you are convinced of the truthfulness and importance of what you are saying"________Theocratic ministry School book page 194

  LIKE

  " The present wicked system of things which extends worldwide, entered its last days in 1914, and some of the generation alive then will be on hand to witness its complete end in the great tribulation."________Reasoning book page 234

  AND

  "The generation that was alive at the beginning of the fullfilment of the sign in 1914 is now well along in years. The time remaining must be very short."_____________Reasoning book page 239

  " If someone says :

  My minister said that Jehovah's Witnesses are false prophets.

  You might reply: May I ask, did he show you anything in the bible that describes...false prophets? ( use one or more points outlined on pages 132-136)"________Reasoning book page 137

  " How can...false ones be identified???"_____Reasoning book page 132

  NOTE

  You will not find Dueteronomy 18:21-22 anywhere under the headin' of false prophets in the Reasoning book

  " If you see an opportunity for further discussion.....ask a question, perhaps one discussed in the Reasoning book."_____Theocratic Ministry School book page 222

  LIKE

  "Why have there been changes over the years in the teachings of Jehovah's Witnesses?

  .......The truth.......often requires adjustments...."_____Reasoning book page 205

  Or you could say

  " The Witnesses have made mistakes in their understandings of what would occur at the end of certain time periods."______Reasoning book page 136

  " Those...who leave God out of account, meet with constant fustration. They misinterpret what they learn and misuse facts that they glean."____Reasoning book page 289

  " Humans have limitations...any philosophy that they originate will reflect these limitations."________Reasoning book page290

  " Because...human philosophies often....lead to fustration and much unhappiness."____Reasoning book page 290

  In the account of Jesus he states: Matthew 24:36 " concerning that day and hour nobody knows."____ NWT bible

  Acts 1:7 " It does not belong to you to get knowledge of the times or seasons

  which the Father has placed in his own jurisdiction"____NWT bible

  John 8: 28 " I do nothing of my own initiative, but just as the Father taught me

  I speak these things."_____NWT bible

  " How foolish for any creature to think he has wisdom greater than God???."_______Reasoning book page 292

  When you Wtiness to people, you hope they will remember what you say, effective use of repetition can help achieve this goal."________Theocratic Ministry book page 207

  " The generation alive at the beginning of the fullfilment will be the ones to see the end "

  " The generation alive at the beginining of the fullfilment will be the ones to see the end"

  " The generation alive at the beginning of the fullfilment will be the ones to see the end"

  THE MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE, ON A THURSDAY NIGHT
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  MrFreeze

  I wonder what companies would think if I listed the TMS under my schooling? Do you think it would help get me a new job?
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  TOTH

  LOL @ Mr. Freeze's answer. GOOD LUCK I say! Stupid ministry school.

  Get a load of this...

  Back in Albuquerque there was a young kid who did the number 2 bible reading. The School Overlord FELL ASLEEP! An attendant had to wake him up! So he goes up there and says, GOOD! Very good job.

  WTF!

  So the next week here comes the same kid to do the number 2 again. LOL I said NUMBER TWO! LOL

  So the overlord stayed awake and told the kid that he had to go back home and have his parents TEACH him to read!

  No one benefits from the stupid school...
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  ziddina

  Hi, WasBlind!! [waves!]

  Theocratic Ministry school....

  Well, they really AREN'T trained to deal with anyone who's familiar with the inconsistencies and contradictions in the Watchtower's literature, are they? Just re-indoctrinated over and over and over again...
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  WTWizard

  It's all a scam--and now that False Reasoning book is out of date. The generation that saw 1914 is getting too old, so they string another generation to it like a string of Christmas lights. I could respond "If they are going to string one generation to the end of the original, then what's to stop them from stringing hundreds of them like strings of Christmas lights?". Obviously, they are going to need all the instruction they can get if they are to continue spreading the scam and getting people to fall for it.

  And, unlike Nigeria, most people in the Western world (where most of their money is to be found) can do research. Mexico and Brazil had big growth, until enough people had access to the Internet to research the scam. Usually, when they have access to the Internet, they will type in the topic they are investigating into a search engine, and follow it with the word "scam" before hitting Enter. That is what nurfed the growth in Mexico and Brazil, why they are seeing losses in Japan, England, New Zealand, and so many other countries, and why studies are so hard to come by despite the Theocraptic Misery "School(??)".

  If they continue using the information in that False Reasoning Book, they might recruit Nigerians (who lack resources to research these scams, along with lacking money to pay for it) and others from the same region of Africa. Last time I saw the report, Nigeria was where most of the growth was--something like 2+ studies per witless with many of them becoming witlesses. But, with the availability of online research, it will not work anywhere else where there is money. And, without money, they are not going to be as able to expand.

  Besides that the information is out of date and only works in western Africa, it is so boring that I am not willing to waste my time going.
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  Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

  Must be nice to quote yourself as reference to how great you are.