A JW related story.

by refiners fire 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Theres a guy I know. We were in the dubs together ever since I was 10.
    Hes 5 years younger. So,Ive known him more than 30 years.
    Anyway. Hes inactive.Has been a LONG time.
    He always stays in touch. He makes the contact.
    So about 3 months ago the guy calls me and invites me to lunch.
    Hes rich, he paid.
    We had lunch, wine, sat there smoking cigars.

    Afterwards he takes me into the Casino next door.
    Its obvious hes a well known regular.
    He sits at a slot machine and Im sat on the next seat watching him pump 50 dollar bills into the slot.
    Big spender.
    We are sat there about 5 minutes and this blonde BABE walks up to him.
    She says, "like to play do you"?
    He says, "yep".
    She says, "like to play with girls"?
    He says "What do you mean"?
    She says "How about coming to my place and fucking me".
    Im there like....WHAAA!?
    Mouth hanging open.
    He looks at his watch and says, "Nah, Im too busy today".
    The girl walks off.

    Cut to Friday, 2 days ago.
    Im working for the guy by this time and after work we are sat in the office drinking and hes had a few.Hes pretty loose.
    He recites a story to me.
    Its about how he likes to play games with new business clients he wants to impress.He says he sets it up beforehand with some chick he knows and, while theyre in the middle of the business dinner the chick (by prearrangement) walks up and begs him to fuck her.
    He reckons he does it just to see the "reactions" from the business client.
    Obviously he forgot about when he took me out to lunch.

    What do you reckon about that one??

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Well it worked didn't it? LOL

    It reminds me of a dub roommate I had ages ago that loved to impress new sisters from different congregations. He would arrange for a dinner date by having a limo pick her up and take her to the airport. They would then grab a cheap flight to Pheonix (we were in Tucson at the time) and have dinner at a resturant up there and then fly back home. He varied it sometimes by just having a helicopter land in his back yard when a new babe was visiting and whisk him away on a secret mission for the WTS!

    Yeah, he did get laid a lot, even though he was a dub. Funny thing was, he could have done it without the props as he was a good looking guy but he didn't have any social skills I guess. I guess his seduction technique was to make them speechless and ask for pussy.

    When you are desperate I guess you will try anything to get laid.

    Skipper

  • terafera
    terafera

    Fire and Mindchild,

    Thanks for the great stories! They sure made me chuckle...what a pathetic guy that was, fire! I wouldve said, 'boy, are you that desperate to get laid?' LOL

    MInd, gawd was that guy a card! A helicopter???? I knew a few like that though..you could swear they were up to 'no good'... always slicking the hair back and adjusting the tie, preparing for their next victim!

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    He must have had some bucks and pull somewhere, or did he live way out in the boonies? Helicopters don't come cheap and aren't allowed to just land wherever they wish.

    But, you did remind me of when I was in the Army and in Vietnam. Since I was a helicopter mechanic in an Air Cav unit, we did, on occassion, misappropriate government property by utilizing Uncle Sams Hueys to ferry in "ladies" and later, take them home. Of course, the flight was registered as a "night reconnaissance" mission.

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Hey DakotaRed...yeah he made good money. He worked as a "right of way" agent for the city of Tucson. He lived on the outskirts of town when he did this (this was before I met him) and told me that it cost him over $200. As this was back in the early 80's it would easily be double that now thanks to inflation.

    Haha I see you guys knew how to make the most out of helicopters too!

    Skipper

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed
    Haha I see you guys knew how to make the most out of helicopters too!

    Skipper

    LOL, you don't know the half of it.

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Same guy. Today.

    Im supposed to get paid yesterday. He just said ,"Oh, my secretary didnt get around to it" Making up my pay.
    I only work 3 days a week and get virtual pocket money from this guy, but its all I got.I cant even buy petrol.
    So I ask again today. She "still hasnt got round to it". He says, "Tomorrow for sure".
    Anyway, at 10am today we're in the van and he says to me to count how much moneys in his wallet, because hes not sure how much there is and he wants to bank it.
    Hes won it at the casino he says.
    I pull out a wad of 50 buck notes a quarter inch thick .
    Count them one at a time. $4200.
    He laughs , says, "my spending money for the week".

    This guys an ex dub I known 30 years.
    Believe this guy??

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey RF,this guy enjoys playing people.Tell him to pay you,what he owes.If he dosen`t understand.Grab him by the throat,and tell him to pay you what he owes.Simple...OUTLAW

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Outlaw.
    Hard to believe aint it?
    What kind of mind is this? Im a guy who gets steamed up but dont say anything, then I snap and go nuts. Im gonna deck this guy pretty soon.

    Hows this, the guys parents were absolutely nutso control freak dubs.
    My boss/buddy is always complaining about how his parents made him work for no pay when he was a kid.Working in their cleaning business.
    He hates his parents for doing that, because they never bought him things but went on lavish holidays themselves twice a year. Leaving their 3 kids behind. I can attest that did happen. It was a sore point with a lot of people in the cong when I was a kid.
    Anyway. The other week, we had to work at night. Guess what?
    He had his 12 year old boy and 11 year old girl there, slaving till 4AM! On the job. He screamed abuse at them all night and drove them to work hard.
    I asked him whether he paid them at all.
    ....you guessed it!

    I couldnt believe THAT one...

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey RF,you must not snap,revenge is best served cold.Do not put up with abuse of those around you.Straighten this fuck out.Watch out for the kids.If he`s verbaly abusing them,making them work unreasonable hours(most countrys have laws regarding work hours of children,find out about them)and ripping them off for cash,let the proper authorities know.He can be a tough guy in jail..LOL...OUTLAW

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